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[스크랩] 굶어 죽은호랑이 ㅋㅋ

by 미스커피 2011. 1. 18.

<DIV> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT color=#ff8b16><FONT color=#57048c><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gungsuh"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT color=#c8056a><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><IMG src="http://img.blog.yahoo.co.kr/ybi/1/af/1e/sign9300/folder/884357/img_884357_523128_10?1088542397.jpg" width=540 border=0></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P> <P> </P> <P><IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0>  </P> <P> </P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> 3</SPAN><FONT color=#00008b size=4>일동안 굶은 호랑이가 있었다.   </FONT></P><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=#00008b size=4>먹이를 찾아 다니다가 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>드디어 <P> </P><P><IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_48?1145017480.gif" border=0> </P></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>어설프게 쭈그리고 있는 토끼를 보고 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>한발에 낚아챘다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>이때 토끼가 하는말 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>"이거 놔 새꺄~~!!" <P><IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0>   </P> </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>순간 어안이 벙벙한 호랑이는 얼결에 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>토끼를 놔주었다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>상상도 못할 황당한 말에 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>호랑이는 대단한 충격을 받았다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>다음날, </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>충격에서 깨어나지 못한 채로 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>방황하던 호랑이, <P><IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_48?1145017480.gif" border=0> </P><P> </P></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>드디어 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>또 토끼를 발견하고 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>역시 한발로 낚아챘다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>그러자 토끼왈~~~ </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>"나야 새꺄~~!!" <P> </P><IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0>  </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>또다시 충격에 휩싸인 호랑이는 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>그 토끼를 얼른 놔주었다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>그리고 다짐을 했다. <P><IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_48?1145017480.gif" border=0> </P><P> </P></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>다시는 그런 실수를 하지 않겠다고.. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>다음날 또 토끼를 잡았다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>이번엔 그,, 토끼가 아니었다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>분명히 다른 토끼였다. <P> <IMG src="http://kr.img.blog.yahoo.com/ybi/1/fe/58/ybg3650/folder/1852149/img_1852149_439772_74?1145017480.gif" border=0>  </P></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>그런데 호랑이는 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>그,, 토끼가 한말에 쇼크를 받아 </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 color=darkblue size=4>그만 죽어 버렸다. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" face=MD솔체 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